Nix the Razor

Megan Koory

 

Believe it or not, it was in fourth grade when I learned that hairy legs for girls were socially unacceptable.  I had been playing outside on the jungle gym during recess, when one of the boys in my class told me that I needed to shave my legs.

 

I was completely confused!  Why on earth would someone want to do that?  My questions were never answered, but I knew that my hairy legs were shameful in some way.

 

  After that day, I begged my mother to let me shave my legs.  She just laughed and said that I was much too young, and told me stories of the taunting she had to endure in grade school as well. 

 

It was not until the beginning of sixth grade that I was allowed to shave, which I thought was completely unfair since plenty of the other girls had already begun shaving.  Being a silly sixth grader, I thought shaving would bring me eternal happiness, but it brought razor burn and ingrown hairs instead!

 

    Soon after starting to shave my legs, I found out that it wasnıt only legs that needed hair removal.  Eyebrows, underarms, and upper lip need maintenance, too!  After the shaving, plucking, waxing, bleaching, and other inventive hair removal techniques, one question remains in my mind: why? 

 

Why are we all (men included) completely obsessed with the hair on our body?  If it is growing there, is it not supposed to?  After asking many people this (and receiving some very shocked and disgusted responses such as, ³How long has it been since youıve shaved?²), I gathered that some people consider it good hygiene; others said they just like the smoothness.

 

Being female, I understand that smooth skin is quite nice, but when your hair starts growing the moment you take a step out of the shower, shaving becomes somewhat tedious and futile.  Luckily, I live in the Midwest, where winter is the norm and so are pants.  I only have to shave religiously for approximately half of a year.

 

I have come to the conclusion that we live in a society with a hair fetish.  I am not planning to rebel against society by not shaving every day, but I am trying to accept my predestined appearance: short, dark, and hairy.

 

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