Formal Frenzy Hits the Halls of Marian

Katie Sebby

 

³Sally wants Tommy to ask her, but Tommy asked Sheila--who¹s already going with Sam, but would rather go with John--who¹s taking Janet...ya¹ know...just as friends, and Steve is taking Molly, and Fred is going with MarieŠ²

           

Sound familiar?  Walk down the halls of Marian in late September and it is what you are bound to hear: Homecoming gossip.

           

For most Marian students, these rituals called formal dances are held three times a year: Homecoming, Christmas Dance, and, the big daddy of them all, Prom.  Not familiar with these rituals?  Let¹s do a quick run-down:

           

About a month before the ³big date² the incessant jabbering begins: who¹s taking whom, what they are wearing, how their hair will look, etc.  Every little detail is scrutinized and can be recalled to captivated audiences in about one breath.

 

Next we have the pictures.  First there are the ³getting ready² action shots, and every once in a while you will find the photos taken strictly of the back of a girl¹s head to capture the magnitude of the hairdo. 

 

Then begins the awkward parent pictures.  As your date comes to pick you up, he is followed by his ³pretend-I¹m-not-here² mom, taking pictures of his every step.  I could understand her excitement in seeing her little boy all grown up, but there is no need for parental paparazzi. 

 

Next, you are usually whisked away to a nice dinner.  This isn¹t always the most comfortable date since you are both dressed in your formal attire and trying your hardest not to get food on your perfect clothes.  (fashion note: sequins do not go well with spaghetti sauce splatters.)

 

After all of this, there is, of course, the dance, not to be forgotten in the midst of all the pre-dance rituals.   This is the best part of the night‹all of that primping and perfecting is immediately forgotten as girls throw off their shoes and any other accoutrements not suitable for movement and hit the dance floor.  Compared to the weeks of preparation, the dance flies by, and people usually head off to some sort of post-dance gathering.

 

            I know I may sound like a bitter girl who has been traumatized by a bad date in the past, but this is not so.  I actually like these get-togethers, and have been known to do a pretty mean Cha-Cha Slide. 

 

Throughout the years, these dances have been so blown out of proportion that it seems like it is the end of the world if you are not asked to one.  These dances are meant to be fun, but very often, girls get hurt if they are not asked.  Also, it just does not seem logical to spend so much money and time on just one night.

 

Don¹t worry girls, there are still ways you can enjoy a formal dance.

My first suggestion: do not participate in the pre-dance gossip.  While it is okay to casually mention it or inquire of someone else¹s plans, try to keep this to a minimum.  All the talk builds this relatively small event into something way bigger than it needs to be.  In addition, it may hurt a girl nearby who does not get to go.

 

My next suggestion for a fun evening is to try to spend as little money as possible.  Skip the expensive stores and buy your dress at a Good Will, or maybe even borrow from someone your size.  That way your dress will get more us; what¹s the point of buying something to only wear it once?  And don¹t forget to spread the wealth.  Let your friends borrow dresses you have worn in the past. 

 

Another money-saving technique is to do your own hair, and skip the fancy manicures‹are people really going to be staring at your hands?  You¹ll be looking so gorgeous in your nice dress some plain nail polish will have the same effect as an expensive manicure.  If you¹re feeling really handy, why not make dinner, too?

 

As for the pictures, it is hard to deal with insistent parents, so there is not much you can do about it but grin and bear it (literally).  Just try telling your parents that maybe two or three pictures is enough.

 

My last suggestion is easy: have fun.  Most people don¹t realize it, but this is the very reason these dances are planned in the first place. 

 

Dances are one of the few times that you can go completely crazy and nobody will try to stop you‹well, for the most part.  Take advantage of this freedom, and as the saying goes: dance as though nobody is watching you.  I guarantee, it makes the night well worth it.

 

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