Abandon the
food:
So the family sits down to eat a nice meal of the
All-American hotdogs and macaroni and cheese. They say grace, just like every
nice little family does, then prepare to eat. Oh wait….
Little Billy needs his all important ketchup and mustard.
And Susie needs her pickles, salt and pepper.
And then Billy needs his Ranch. (What's mac-and-cheese with
no ranch?
Pretty soon their naked, simple meal has been clothed with
layers and layers of condiments. Why not just get rid of the food? Condiments
are the new wave of the future.
There's absolutely nothing to lose. Take ketchup, for example.
It has absolutely no fat and is made mostly of tomatoes;
nothing could be healthier.
Heinz even comes in 3 different colors, offering huge
opportunities for coloring and decorating even the plainest plate. Not to
mention the little witticisms on the front of the bottles.
Speaking of dinnertime entertainment, a condiment meal
without the traditional Parmesan cheese would mean a dinnertime without
learning any Italian.
The green condiments offer a wonderful aroma, along with a
striking taste and wide variety. Pickles come in at least eight different
shapes and 15 different flavors.
No real food can boast actual protection. Condiments, on the
other hand, like garlic, offer security from all those evil beings lurking in
the night.
Dear friends, abandon the tasteless, common filler found at
most dinner tables. Join the push for ketchup, mustard and pickle meals.